Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004
Get the incontinent mug.A country in south east Asia that consists of several different islands, Jakarta being it's capital. Indonesians are racially diverse, their main ancestors are Malaysions, Filipinos, the Vietnamese and even Africans. It is known that the country of Indonesia has big terrorist problems aswell.
Indonesia to the fullest.
by capoetacypha June 16, 2006
Get the Indonesia mug.Variation Of Inconceivable, (Which Means Unbelievable) A Big / Small Amount Of Unbelievability, Name Of A Medal In The Game Series Halo A FPS Game Made By Bungie.
Reporter: "That Trick We Have Just Witnessed Was So Full Of Inconceivability That It's Going In The Record Books!"
by BlueWolf118229 June 29, 2011
Get the Inconceivability mug.Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
Get the Incontinent mug.A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD December 24, 2008
Get the Inconvenience Store mug.French Fries that are made from the finest Indonesian potatoes, and then cooked for three years over high heat, then cooled for five years. They are very rare in the western hemisphere and even in Indonesia. they are only made by the few remaining clans people who had the recipe handed down to them. Few roadside snack carts sell them but they`ll cost you alot.
While I was in Indonesia I bought Indonesian Fries and then could no longer afford my ticket home, but they tasted so dern good!
by Kevin Little a.k.a. K Dog January 9, 2008
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inconsiderate: sams, disrespectful shady rude impolite trashy thoughtless narcissistic sociopath sadistic
His girlfriend was crying hysterical begging sams to stop talking to his "past" fuck buddies, but sams didn't want to be mean to his side-chicks or lose any followers on snapchat.
"She keeps trying to get you to cheat on me! Please just block her! This makes me really uncomfortable! Next she will be sending you nudes!"
"No hunny I don't block people, thats not who I am, that is mean. And I don't want to lose any followers. Now put that knife down and stop threatening to kill yourself, you're being a big baby. Just because I used to fuck these chicks, doesn't mean we can't still all be friends. Girls just do that sometimes to mess with a relationship. Don't worry."
*sends snap asking if same girl wants to go swimming together alone*
"You're going swimming with her?!"
"It's just the pool babe, and we never get in at the same time, I swear. We're jussssssssst friends. I kinda hate her too. She like cheated on me or something. Whatever that is! Ha! Whats cheating anyway? Don't worry babe."
"Oh hey Alyssa!"
.......
"A guy just texted you asking to hookup? WTF BLOCK HIM NOW AND TELL HIM WE ARE MARRIED! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!"
His girlfriend was crying hysterical begging sams to stop talking to his "past" fuck buddies, but sams didn't want to be mean to his side-chicks or lose any followers on snapchat.
"She keeps trying to get you to cheat on me! Please just block her! This makes me really uncomfortable! Next she will be sending you nudes!"
"No hunny I don't block people, thats not who I am, that is mean. And I don't want to lose any followers. Now put that knife down and stop threatening to kill yourself, you're being a big baby. Just because I used to fuck these chicks, doesn't mean we can't still all be friends. Girls just do that sometimes to mess with a relationship. Don't worry."
*sends snap asking if same girl wants to go swimming together alone*
"You're going swimming with her?!"
"It's just the pool babe, and we never get in at the same time, I swear. We're jussssssssst friends. I kinda hate her too. She like cheated on me or something. Whatever that is! Ha! Whats cheating anyway? Don't worry babe."
"Oh hey Alyssa!"
.......
"A guy just texted you asking to hookup? WTF BLOCK HIM NOW AND TELL HIM WE ARE MARRIED! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!"
by betrayed&suicidal February 27, 2018
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