Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008

Interection

The thing you get whilst looking at pornography on the internet.

Dude, turn the screen off. I'm getting a huge interection.

by Tyler Stickney May 22, 2006

interceptor

An interceptor is a person who tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal a girl (or guy) from up under you while you're trying to run game. They'll come in trying to talk for themselves while you're trying to handle your business, or they may try to do it when you turn your back.

I was trying to holla at Jennifer, but Craig ol' punk ass was trying to intercept me. And he's supposed to be my boy and shit!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006

Interesting

A word used by a polite, experienced art teacher while they are observing a students sub par, dull artwork which evokes nothing but disappointment within the teacher towards said student.

Student: "Hey Ms. How is my painting going?"
* Teacher observes the painting, hiding their cringe *
"It's very... Interesting."

by Locodudeof97 October 8, 2015

inneresting

Not interesting. Of zero interest to anyone.

Joe: I have a LOT of frequent flyer miles.

Moe: That's inneresting.

Joe: ... and today I drove to work without hitting a SINGLE red light!

Moe: That's even more inneresting.

by Plinthic August 8, 2014

Person of Interest

You're f**cked!

Also, a politically-correct term for 'Suspect'

Jethro was just a small-town loner who mostly kept to himself. That is, until the authorities, under pressure from a local, hysterical, small-town power elite, named him a Person of Interest in a long-standing, as yet unsolved, serial-murder case. Now his life will forever be a living hell.

by E b a April 12, 2008