garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.

"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."

by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 12, 2021

Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 21, 2020

Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 14, 2021

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 06, 2007