Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

A dinosaur from our imagination

Barney

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

by WellDonePrussia August 11, 2021

Imagination

literally make anythings into the urban dictionary

Guy: creates a imagination word and it makes it on urban dictionary

by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023

Imagination

When your crush has a crush on you

Person 1: I have a lot of imagination *starts crying*
Person 2: *watches from distance and eats a Snickers bar*

by COG_BlackMamba June 21, 2018

imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves

This is a term derived from the meme "imagine if ninja got a low taper fade". the term became popular as the original version started loosing relevence.

IMAGINE IF NICK EH 30 GOT FRENCH FRY WITH WAVES! imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 25, 2024