Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 19, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 13, 2011

dark corner of his imagination

Also known as reality

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...

by PnBOX November 12, 2021

Imagin-Asian

When you think of asians alot

I have a really good imagin-asian, do you?

by Hairy Dardoo March 13, 2018

Imagination Zoomies

(Adjective) (Adverb) It’s basically when, you’ve memorized the traces of humor, and remember what was originally funny and can build more jokes making one endless inside joke to yourself or others about the original joke to the point you have the Zoomies

That person was laughing so hard it was as if it was by imagination Zoomies

by Imagine image zoomies zoom December 06, 2023

imagination movers

A New Orleans based preschool band with a cowboy, an inventor, the rare artistic drummer and that one person who's stupidity makes you cringe. In their three season Playhouse Disney/ Disney Junior show they are all trying to impress this girl who doesn't own anything that's not pink and is basically the shows Isabella without a clear Phineas. The Cowboy has a magic book and his best friend is the mouse that eats all their cheese. The inventor has a hat that has an undetectable extension charm and invents machines that are extra. The drummer has weird drum sticks that let him write in the air and anyplace. The dumb guy likes burros and has goggles that let him see through stuff. Their music is otherwise catchy to the point of singing "Brainstorming" in class and any other situation that requires thought.

"The Imagination movers wear matching blue jumpsuits so as to not lose each other.

by Kittycatonsie December 10, 2016