IKEA

IKEA - Sweden Furniture company. Zhan Yeskendir - most popular cupboard from catalog.

- Did u see my IKEA cupboard?
- No way! That's Zhan Yeskendir shit!

by d.amangeldy November 22, 2021

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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.

by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022

ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually

ill stab you with ikea knife

by Aanya ok February 5, 2022

iakeda

A name of a person

my name is iakeda

by anonymous May 30, 2022

IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 12, 2022