Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

hooter

(rural America) A marijuana cigarette.

Hay Jethro, win yoo gun far up wunna them hooters?

by Count Chocula February 28, 2003

hookers

my type of women!!!!!!!!

you, get me some hookers!

by MasterX October 16, 2004

hookerslut

A girl who has sex with different men in order to get something she wants (not sexual gratification)

Girl 1: I heard Liz slept with Josh last night for a 6 pack of blue ribbon...

Girl 2: haha blue ribbon?? Liz is such a hookerslut. she'll sleep with any guy for anything.

by alibobally March 17, 2009

Hooterologist

A self proclaimed expert in the study of hooters.

hooterology

The hooterologist squeezed her boobs while saying "honk honk".

by Mardon32106 September 3, 2009

Hooter Shooter

A Can of soda or Beer that is transferred or temporally held between a woman's breasts.

Consumption of the beverage while still between the breasts is completely optional

Steve: Dude, that woman is holding a can of soda between her boobies!

Mark: That is a very nice Hooter Shooter.

by PlayBoyMan October 18, 2011