fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.

That guy is a fruit hooter.

by Carlitzky November 25, 2013

Hooters

A place where the waitresses have big boobs and everybody get drunk at night.

Bob: "Lets go to Hooters, Fred Whadda you say?"
Fred: "Lets get drunk and look at some big tits!"

by Your iPhone charger March 20, 2020

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Hooter

Blunt, Fatty

Let’s smoke this hooter before we go inside.

by KYgoat December 11, 2022

Hooter Butter

The sweat and dead skin from underneath a woman and/or a mans breast/ slab of fat .

He removed his hand from under her breat and found it was slimmey with Hooter Butter

by evilbeotch August 6, 2010

Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Hooter

A Hooter is a worker at Hooters. There's also a Hooter+ position, it is if you worked for Hooters for over 50 years, and if you worked as at least an assistant at Hooter Air. If you worked as a pilot or pilot's assistant, you'll get the position of a Classic Hooter.

My friend is a Hooter, he gets paid $30,000 USD a month.

by word definitioner April 12, 2022