Hooker-In-Church 

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

Hooker-In-Church by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

hooker shower 

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

hooker shower by minderlithe February 20, 2011

hooker's breakfast 

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

hooker's breakfast by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

Hooker Head 

A ho or whore who thinks she is classy but is too stupid to know the difference.

"Damn. I thought this club was bangin' but there's a bunch of Hooker Heads up in here."

"Kathryn, you're such a hooker head! Don't fuck around!"

Hooker Head by Toniet and Tangelia October 31, 2007

hooker tattoos 

A pair of tattoos, placed symmetrically, one above each leg, on the outside and near the top of the pubic area. Approximately one to three inches in diameter. Can be a pair of stars, butterflies, or other shapes.

As soon as I saw the hooker tattoos, I knew I wanted to stay away from this "glamour model"

hooker tattoos by as19 June 28, 2014

Hooker shit 

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

Hooker shit by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

Hooker in a hurricane 

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

Hooker in a hurricane by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016