eholie holmes

Street slang for Spanish word damn man

Eholie holmes why you do that

by Zerofuczgiven April 28, 2021

Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo

Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you

by nogger696969 November 13, 2016

Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.

Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.

by unicornssss1015 June 5, 2016

Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.

Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.

by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021

e-holmes

Guy with a big dick and is hot and is beautiful and he can make u feel special even when you aren't. He's the class clown and funny as shit ladies you want this guy

Dude did u see E-Holmes. That guy looks lit af!!

by E-Holmes September 25, 2017