Holmes

A hispanic-slang; the hispanic version of homies usually used after every sentence.

Guy 1: Yo you gotta a problem with me, holmes
Guy 2: No I'm cool, holmes

by Kanye West Biggest Fan! May 30, 2009

poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia July 16, 2007

Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.

That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!

by Peter Ol February 1, 2009

Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.

"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"

by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

Holosexual

A person or being who is sexually or desperatly in love with holographic powder that they would do anything to get their grabby hands on it

Simplynailogical is a huge holosexual

by Shikaku watermelon August 1, 2018

katie holmes

annoyingly in love with tom cruise. insists on eating his face in every public place. obsessed with scientology..whatever that is.

katie holmes: "yes we are in love, i love him so much etc etc etc"

by sex_pants April 27, 2006

all holes filled

when a girl submits to having all of her body cavaties simotaneously penetrated by objects, usually including penises and fingers.

sally got all holes filled by billy, bobby, and kenny. the next day she couldnt walk.

by Doc joseph June 7, 2005