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I ain't gon hold you

A phrase that roughly mans "I'm not going to lie to you"
"I ain't gon hold you you built like a toaster my guy"
by sammytww May 29, 2018
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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holiday pour

A glass of wine filled close to the top of the glass, vs. just around half the glass as is usually the case.
Bartender, l'll have a glass of Chardonnay, and please make it a holiday pour.
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Unholy Hole

The female anus, as opposed to the vagina; exclusively used in a sexual context. Used to stress the forbidden nature of ass play compared to vaginal which is considered "vanilla"
Girlfriend: I'm feeling dirty, how about we try something kinky tonight?
Boyfriend: What did you have in mind?
Girlfriend: I was thinking that instead of using my pussy we try it in a slightly more Unholy hole.
by Brunette Anal lover December 4, 2016
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PP Hole

The hole of the penis which is generally referred to as the PP Hole
AH! Something just went up my PP Hole!

Man, you alright?

No, my PP exploded.

Ah, dang. Millennials these days, always with them exploding PP Holes. *sigh*
by PotatoLandMan June 1, 2019
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Jump out my hole

More inclusive term that can replace terms such as “get off my back”, “get off my nuts”, “get off my dick”, and/or “get off my grill” given everyone has some sort of a hole
You: you use all the hot sauce?
Me: jump out my hole
by Donghammer3316 January 7, 2022
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Curry Hole

OH MY GOD! This vindaloo is burning my curry hole
by Spankoor April 22, 2012
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