Huffington’s Edgelord

A variation of the common edgelord who thinks they’re better than everyone else by not liking “normal” things. Vocabulary typically includes “NPC,” “slop,” “normie,” and similar.

“When they mix mayo and dijon on the slop in 96 and you're an actual NPC. I can already see the textbox with your responses preloaded bud don't bother.”

“lmao get a life you fucking Huffington’s Edgelord”

by FKOED December 24, 2024

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

Rope Huffing

The act of placing a hank of natural fiber hemp bondage rope over ones mouth and breathing through it. The earthy natural smell of the rope (sometimes described as smelling similar to a horse or a barn) invokes a visceral response ranging from hallucinations of bondage, deep meditative relaxation, erection, or vaginal wetness. To enhance the sensation, tweakers use larger quantities of rope and place devices such as tubing inside it to concentrate the smell, delivering a more intense high.

She almost lost her mind. He spent almost five minutes doing rope huffing with her before the scene at the play party and you could see her body mellow out. He said when he reached down on her she was dripping wet. I think I heard her whisper out "hurt me".

by Enzo24 October 13, 2015

Fart Huffing

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.

I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.

by anonymous August 12, 2021

Frankie hoffner

This nikka has big balls that drag when we walks. And he has a dick that Will slice diamonds and fuck any bitch and Bobby lombardo dreams of.

Damn Frankie hoffner that shlong with destory me unlike Bobby lombardos weak cock handles.

by Titlicker 69 January 21, 2022

Ear Huffing

Listening to people's conversations

He left his window open to do some ear Huffing on his in-laws.

by SassyB October 4, 2022