helping hand

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

Stop it, get some help.

A quote said by U.S. basketball player, Michael Jordan, in part of an anti-drugs video. The quote has recently been used in vines to show the stupidity of a person in a previous clip.

E.g.
Feminist: There are three genders, four, even five!
Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.

by Lord Monty the Scrub Wrecker August 3, 2016

helper monkey

A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.

My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.

by JawaAvenger December 5, 2003

help vampire

A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."

helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.

by jeremyfifty9 September 7, 2013

Helpless

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013

Self Help Manual

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

by Garthy September 19, 2006