Stereo hi-hat

Firewood in disguise as a table in disguise as an instrument.

Stereo hi-hat AKA Janko; soon to be disguised as a bonfire.

by Dirty Subs October 25, 2017

bass pro shop hat

In 2017 the bass pro shop hate has become the symbol of every fuck boy in highschool that thinks he's a pro Fisher men most of the time the kid who where's the Hat has hair that curls up around it like a female

"Yo Sam look Tarren got a bass pro shop hat "

"What a cuck, he doesn't even fish"

by Red neck 69 December 20, 2017

Sus-hat

A hat typically worn daily by certain female Talmud teachers. It can be either crocheted or knitted. The hat covers the tops of one's ears and the hair (if it is short enough to go inside).

Person 1: What are you knitting?
Person 2: I'm not knitting, I'm *crocheting* a Sus-hat.
Person 1: Cool!

by Elemental33 January 23, 2011

kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw

woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it

by chopblock February 5, 2010

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

seye-hat

The seye-hat is a tampon taped to your forehead to let everybody know what a pussy you are. Often worn by Nigerian lawyers.

I told him he didn't have a chance with those girls once they saw his seye-hat.

by Franktoberman Charlz June 3, 2010

Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009