Hamood is often a nickname for Ahmed or Mohammad. Hamood is usually a tall adorable guy with curly hair. He's the Prince of Arabia every girl dreams of marrying. Being friends with a Hamood is the best thing that can happen to you. They have a good sense of humor, throw nasty jokes every once in a while, offer great advice when you don't know what to do, etc. Often times having a friendship with a Hamood may lead to you falling hard for him and wanting to be more than friends. However Hamood isn't worried about finding his soulmate yet, he just wants to live life, smoke hookah, and chill with his friends. If you do end up having a Hamood fall for you, know that it's the best thing that will ever happen to you and don't let him go.
Girl 1: "Like OMG! Whenever we talk, wether its text, on the phone, FaceTime, or in person, my heart beats so fast and just, ughhh he's so perfect!"
Girl 2: "Girl come on, this is just a phase like when you were crushing on Omar Borkan."
Girl 1: "Nooo, you don't understand, like I really want to marry him!"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Hamood."
Girl 2: "Oh sh*t girl, you better hope on that quick, he's a keeper for sure."
Girl 2: "Girl come on, this is just a phase like when you were crushing on Omar Borkan."
Girl 1: "Nooo, you don't understand, like I really want to marry him!"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Hamood."
Girl 2: "Oh sh*t girl, you better hope on that quick, he's a keeper for sure."
by rere321 September 24, 2015
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Get the Turd Hammock mug.When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.
person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010
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Get the hamoodi.memes mug.A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008
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Get the Banana hamock mug.Hamo beka is an egyption badass singer where nobody actually like his songs and they take him as a meme
by ZyroXLeo October 14, 2018
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