Hank Hill 

The main character from "King of the Hill" who is an ass kicker.
Everybody knows that he can kick your ass.

Hank Hill: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

Hank Hill by Arrowdance December 18, 2008

hank senior 

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

hank senior by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Hank Aaron

As of the 2017 season, major league baseball's all-time home run leader. It was sometimes prophesised that a little-known outfielder playing for the San Francisco Giants would someday challenge his record, but there is no indication that this will ever come to pass.

Hank Aaron just passed Babe Ruth by hitting his 715th home run off of Dodgers pitcher Al Downing.

Hank Aaron by Sonicoed May 9, 2017

hank get the sweet and sour sauce 

Hank get the sweet and sour sauce not BBQ

Hank get the sweet and sour sauce

hank get the sweet and sour sauce by babagril July 7, 2021

Hank Hill 

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)

Hank Hill by Journey Fan May 29, 2005

hank johnson 

1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea

"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."

hank johnson by robitio57 January 13, 2008

Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly

Hank Azaria is fine af

Hank Azaria by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019