handprinting

When one has sex with a woman on her period and uses the still wet menstrual blood to finger paint on the sheets/the two lovers' bodies.

Are those little Johnnies paintings on the fridge?

Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)

by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011

Handbrake

A rugby leauge term used to describe when someone comes to an almost complete stop before hitting the line due to being scared.

A term made famous by Mitchell Fear.

That cat Mitchell Fear has been pulling the handbrake all game

by Clax1244 March 16, 2016

handbrakey

When the driver of a car pulls the handbrake and allows the back of the vehicle to slide in a side ways motion, thus rotating the car in a circular motion

Jim was hooning in the car park when he pulled a handbrakey and spun the car around

by ttcroc1 July 27, 2016

handaru

A person who's a complete tard, but that's what you would expect from a child named after a body part.

Person A:"That handaru guy is an idiot"
Person B:"If he was an idiot, it would be a dramatic imrovement"

by OgreInASwamp November 16, 2018

one-hander

A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.

1) - Man, have you learnt the one-hander?
- Yeah, learnt it yesterday.

2) One-hand that Coke.

3) You're the one-hander master?

by Holden C. October 7, 2006

Hander

Someone who is always grabbing down there. These people are usually guys who just want to hide away and masturbate to gay porn.

Hey did you even see that guy at the party
No but he seemed like a hander

by Likeitdownthere May 18, 2014

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011