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Nordic Hammer

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.
Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.
by TipDeep207 August 30, 2010
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Hammer Horror

These are a classic group of horror films made by the British studio Hammer Films between the 1950's and 1970's.

Dracula, Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde plus Quatermass were all produced under the studio. These films are still show on TV and have a cult following. Low on budget, but big on scares. They relied on suspense often – and very effectively at that.

Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope) featured in many of the best pieces.

Hammer Horror is also a term used to describe the worst of the worst of British women, particularly those seen with too few clothes on in seaside resorts.

Quirky British songstress Kate Bush recorded a song called Hammer Horror which can be found on her excellent album ‘Lionheart.’
"I was sitting on the beach at Blackpool and this 14 stone Hammer Horror started giving me the come on! I'd have rather slept with one of the donkeys giving rides."
by Wizards Sleeve June 8, 2005
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3 Guys 1 Hammer

Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

Anyway...

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
by Suk Munky March 2, 2010
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Hammer fist

the act of using your fist like a hammer, very popular in the ufc. The move often used when the opponent is on top of the other opponent's back.
Chuck Liddell hammer fisted the hell of that bitch on the ground.
by John Anthony Gillis April 4, 2010
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Hammer Dicks

1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.

2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.

2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!

3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020
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hammerandfail

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)
hammerandfail is so funny!
by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021
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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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