Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

by ChiefEly July 6, 2023

The Girthquake

When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.

My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..

by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019

Butternut GirthJob

When you put butter on your tongue and lick Ryne and Robs silly willies

yo when I see those guys they getting the butternut girthjob asap!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy July 8, 2020

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019

All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

girthygobbler

-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. Referring to the large penis (size) to hole (circumference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter coarse.

2. A stupid, silly, or obstinate event.

3. A stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

-adjective

1. how one person destroyed another person in sexual inter coarse.

2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.

Explanation of and uses of girthygobbler

In many cases in heterosexual inter coarse, the penis will make contact with the cervix in the back of the vagina, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn't acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even anal. This is applied to all areas of sexual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.

Correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler

girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless

Originally coined/created in Knoxville, Tennessee, 2007.

1. Ryan, Tommy and Rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.

2. Becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.

3. Layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.

4. Kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.

5. John, that girthygobblin s.o.b. just lied.

6. A good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.

7. I just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that ass.

8. Patrick thats one big ass girthygobbler.

by girthygobbler April 5, 2010