Gordon 

Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god

Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”

Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”

Gordon by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020

el Gordon

To first get drunk, then get f-n loaded.

I got "El Gordoned" last night.

el Gordon by Party grenade March 14, 2009

Godophile 

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

Godophile by Docter B February 11, 2009

Gordon Freeman Syndrome 

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.

1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

Gordon Freeman Syndrome by Duton November 6, 2011

gordon brown 

How a asian person says "golden Brown"

owwwhh MR miyagi your dim sims is a ruvly shade of gordon Brown .

or

MR foo manchu ,your dim sims must be gordon brown before you take them out of the deep frier.

gordon brown by B Stokes March 4, 2008

Gordon Ramsay 

Rage fuelled- but a good father?

OH GOD ITS GORDON RAMSAY- awwww look at him with his kids

Gordon Ramsay by I don’t even know babe April 19, 2020

Gordon Feetman 

When Benrey from HLVRAI scans Gordon Freeman's feet he calls him Gordon Feetman.

"Gordon Freeman is Gordon Feetman," the smart man says.

Gordon Feetman by Laner_Sterm December 15, 2020