Penis Gopher 

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.

Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"

Penis Gopher by Don Rocco September 20, 2004

gravel-gopher 

slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars

Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.

gravel-gopher by The Madman July 2, 2004

punxsutawney gopher punch 

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

punxsutawney gopher punch by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009

butt gopher 

someone knowingly being ridiculously annoying but not admitting it.

'you are being such a butt gopher right now!'

butt gopher by blallwin July 7, 2008

brown gopher 

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

brown gopher by EmmyV October 23, 2005

Playing gopher 

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole

luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole

Playing gopher by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

Cube Gopher 

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.

Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.

Cube Gopher by GreenHillGuy April 3, 2020