Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.

Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!

by j424marie December 9, 2010

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019

alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 November 30, 2013

bush goggles

Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.

Similar to beer goggles.

"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"

by Mach10 July 18, 2006

lehigh goggles

A condition induced by the lack of attractive females at said institution. Similar to beer goggles, this ailment will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Adam-I'm thinking about hitting that tonight
Jason- Yeah bro, me too... With a truck.
Adam-Clearly your Lehigh goggles haven't set in yet

by Alex Gast February 22, 2014