Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
by apple 3.14 January 06, 2009
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underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.
I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.
by Skyler23 September 10, 2005
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Gnomed

A word used to show superiority over another. Meaining that you "own" (gnome) them A vatiation of "owned" similar to the phrase "u got served".
You got gnomed right dur.
by jbhitter24 October 03, 2005
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ass gnome

midget born through someones ass
"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"
by fatboy August 30, 2003
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lawn gnoming

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens
me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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sphincter gnome

The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"
by truth teller never lie2 September 06, 2009
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Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.
Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.
by Mutant Gnomes June 02, 2006
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