gaff

A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".

You coming out for a gaff?

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

Gaffney

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.

That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.

by rick June 21, 2004

Alabama Gaff Hook

The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...

Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"

by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady May 10, 2011

gaff

a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.

he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.

by someone who knows the real definition of gaff June 26, 2006

the gaffer

Chief of lighting on a film.

He's the gaffer in that production.

by alsdjflajsdlfk November 29, 2006

Gaffica

When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces.

That asshole just gaff'ed his car.

by Art Vandely September 22, 2004

GAFF

Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.

Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.

by BV January 13, 2004