Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

fuzz sucker

one who obeys the law at all times, a goodie-two-shoes.

"janice won't smoke bud, she is such a fuzz sucker!"

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

Fuzz Buzz

Common in the hunting community, Fuzz Buzz refers to the hype around when Deer have yet to shed the "velvet" from their antlers.

The Fuzz Buzz is real this year, I can't wait to get out in the woods.

by Baultman72 June 18, 2020

Fuzzed up

When you're so pissed your hair stands up, kinda like a cat.

Bitch got me Fuzzed Up

by Kitty Toes May 26, 2017

diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,

"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.

by Andrew Eaton November 7, 2006

Butt Fuzz

The Fro around the anus

Two girls conversing about the two dudes they did that night:
Chick 1:"Oh my god that dude had soo much Butt Fuzz"
Chick 2:"What?! that's disgusting! mine shaved his!"

by Spwan October 25, 2008