Funnel Cake

The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.

The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!

by all is one June 8, 2011

fencelights

Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights.

Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)

by Big Bear Stalker June 17, 2004

Gunny funnel

A very large and loose vagina, typically found on a woman who carries most of her weight on the front of her body.

He stuck it in my gunny Funnel

by Grumpet Brumblecutt April 13, 2005

ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

by cchasteen July 19, 2005

Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

Funnel

An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.

Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro

by Ziceless November 11, 2016

Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022