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buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010
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Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
by Tom Falls November 3, 2012
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fucked around

In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.

1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.

See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
by mr_runabout2 February 21, 2011
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fucked up

1. when you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed. 2. when you/someone knew it was getting worse but did nothing about it andnow its too far gone to be fixed. 3. when something is so completly awfull/disgusting, that it makes you sick to think about how you let it get so bad, or let it happen at all.
"my life is so fucked up."

usually accompanied by "shit" or "im sorry"
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009
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you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.
friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004
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shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.
look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!
by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007
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the fucker inside

Going apeshit and letting your innermost thoughts and hatreds get the better of you. Usually unleashed by truama.
He let out the fucker inside when you hit his son.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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