frugalista

Someone who is like a recessionista, but lives that way whether or not there is a reccession.

Karen lived her life as a frugalista, therefore she was always shopping at SalVal and Goodwill for clothes.

by manderjean January 2, 2010

Frubed

Frubed is where a man edjaculates when he sees a girl

Tom - im going to frube my pants
Ben - Well ive alreadi frubed

by xToMox April 13, 2010

Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

Fruit Pig

A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.

It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.

The second-line manager is a Fruit Pig.

by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011

Fruited

To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.

"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"

by Jimjam August 4, 2013

Frugalsnoot

Purchasing the finer things without spending retail price; being snooty while also being frugal.

I frugalsnooted this Kate Spade bag on clearance for 75% off!

by candiedbones April 10, 2017

Fruin

A name given to a master of the sesh, they are a person who is known to take pleasure in helping their mates pick up and does not care as much for their own gains.

Friend 1 "what do you think of that bloke over there?"
Friend 2 "Oh he's an absolute fruin I picked up last week thanks to him"

by People for the Ethical Treatme April 19, 2018