Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019

frozen orgasm

Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"

Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.

by Kaylz July 15, 2014

frozen coke

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.

That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke

by Leisure Neil February 23, 2014

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021

Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

Frozen Puzen

To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex

Nothing says I love you like a frozen Puzen!

by Hangout2011 September 24, 2011

Frozen Hole

A girl, who don't give a fuck.

-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.

by rrox January 2, 2009