a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
by ThickBickNick February 03, 2021
when someone craps at the consitency of a Wendys Frosty and then gives someone a moustache with it. like a dirty sanchez.
by Frosty king June 09, 2009
that guy over there is totally bananas foster
by mega meg June 06, 2007
A bitchy foster mom. Examples are stealing kids from good homes under strange circumstances where the police were involved and ,saying they will take care of them, only to treat them like a red headed step child and put them in more strange situations.
If they had a pregnant foster child they might not even feed them etc, or make them share food with the son of the hosue who is a pervert.
If they had a pregnant foster child they might not even feed them etc, or make them share food with the son of the hosue who is a pervert.
St. Mary's county is full of foster bitches. I feel bad for the wonderful kids there and can't wait to help get my pregnant girl out.
by mr.gman420 August 04, 2009
The act of rubbing peppermint extract on the tip of your penis prior to anal sex so as to give the intense, burning, minty sensation in the girls anus. Also helpful if intending to go ass-to-mouth. atm
by DocTel May 09, 2007
Otherwise known as sf-dawg, she is the embodiment of all memes known to mankind. She is an innovator, a revolutionary, some might even say a saint. And she is most certainly NOT gay. Some her greatest accomplishments include when sf-dawg fell, getting attacked by a German Shepherd, and you know she had to do it to em¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Skye Foster January 24, 2018
When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day
Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
by steviesupreme November 04, 2014