Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the penis.

That bitch wouldn't shut up last night, so I förkenspügen'd.

by Swishy April 8, 2005

foker

one who fokes or enjoying foking... see definion of foking!

You such a fucken foker!!!

Only foker like foking!

by Angela, Desiree, Jackie, Christina June 11, 2006

forkendofg

n. A derogatory remark used to degrade someone.
i.e. Jackass, moron, loser

Haha Cindy is such a forkendofg!

by aGGrO October 4, 2004

forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

foraker

Originating from the Spanish isles as slang for a sore butthole after a long night of anal sex.

That guy totally gave me a foraker

by Devon D'Andrea November 18, 2004

fokker

One that foks.

You fokker!
Those fokkers pissen me offen!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006