fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."

Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.

by spidey1000 May 13, 2008

fonglings

Fonglings is a word used to describe a person who shoves a plentiful amount of XXL battered sausages, from the Chip Shop, deep into his anal cavity/rectum.

Wow that guy is a fonglings

by Fonglings May 21, 2018

Fongaholic

usally one that stalks around at night waiting for small, furry, squirrel like animals to emerge, before excessive sexual stimulation. One may treat him/herself once or twice to a beaver....

The Zoo quietend when the word Fongaholic was sounded.

by Birnelldinio September 27, 2005

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

fonghit

the act of inhaling a fart and holding it like a bong hit.

joway took the fonghit like a fucking champ

by joway May 17, 2008

Fongets

some lucky fingies

When you need a little extra luck, cross you're fongets!

by llouise1476 October 4, 2017

Fongering

When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.

"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017