Foggle

A word used to describe a state of complete and total confusion usually due to lack of sleep but it can be used in any situation where one is confused.

*Just barely functioning mentally

Profesor: and that is why the answer is X^2 and NOT -X!

STudent: What? I don't understand....I am sooo foggled why didn't I get more sleep last night?

by Quirkykimscrazyandpatheticidea November 2, 2009

fagles

A synonym for fag, or gay. Originally stems from Robert Fagles, who is heralded as the best living translator of ancient Greek Drama, and lyric poetry. In his spare time he enjoys being a fagles.

Joe: No I don't want to go to the cave.
Dan: Don't be such a fagles!
Niko: Psshh, Fagles!

by DJ Fagles October 26, 2006

folex

Fake Rolex watch usually sold by creepy smelly guys in crowded cities most commonly homeless people, always refered to as "real" by the seller.

ewwww!! who smells?? oh its the guy with the Folex probably homeless too.

Person: "Hey can i have a folex"
Homeless Guy: "Shit! deese b reals"

by Pepe Miller May 31, 2005

fogged

fogged, another word for 'highly medicated', in the sense of OTC medication and illegal drug induced

I saw Sue today, she was all fogged up!

by Leigh January 17, 2005

Foley Cannoli

A morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the Portuguese breakfast, the Foley Cannoli is a popular Sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). It can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your dick. You then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and fuck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. These add the essential flavors to your cannoli. When you're about to cum, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. After, throw it in a pan with butter and let fry for several mintues. This should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your Portuguese breakfast cooks.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.

Dustin: Hey man it's like 4 in the afternoon! What happened to you last night?!?

Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.

Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?

Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.

Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now

by AQdelights February 19, 2010

Mr. Folgers

an Adjective given to a person that has just entered a room or unexpectaly appears out of no where.

You are talking with fellow comrads playing some call of duty in a room perhaps and randomly a friend of yours walks in the room and you would say "Well Looky Here, Mr. Folgers" (leaving the person who walked in flabergasted) and you and your fellow comrads would laugh and welcome the new friend in the room

by DukeOfEarl June 22, 2011

figleafing

verb: to Figleaf.
This action (usually made by a man) involves using the arms or other objects to protect the family jewls.
can be unintentional or intentional depending on the situation.
To cover one's buldge for a photo or other such viewing or protecting needs.
Comes from the use of Figleaves to cover male genitalia in art and whatnot.

"I hate the stock photos of male swim teams. Every guy is figleafing it!"
"That guy just totally figleafed it after seeing his buddy get hit in the groin"
"stop figleafing, I'm not gunna to hit ya"

by Cloudyjuicebox May 9, 2006