Floods

A kick ass song by the band Pantera. Features a great solo and a great outro.

Have you heard the song floods by Pantera. It has an awesome solo.

by Koro1990 January 19, 2011

flode

a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)

'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'

by Dougal Anderson February 14, 2006

Flordia

Place people call Florida when people are referring to it being awful or in a negative way.

Man flordia really sucks ass.

by kfcardio October 7, 2019

Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

by snuffles October 16, 2004