Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay 

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.

Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.

Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018

butt floss

aka a g string. or a thong that either a man or woman wears. refferd to as becasue of thin flossy like thing.

She must have some serious butt floss. You cant see any panty lines.

butt floss by Manasa May 19, 2006

kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

kosher floss by rebelyid March 8, 2005

Crack Floss 

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

Crack Floss by G-RED October 29, 2006

Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.

Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...

Shower Floss by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010

guilt floss 

When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.

John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.

guilt floss by Bran Man July 30, 2009

camel floss 

Modern underwear that can also be used as dental floss placed upon a camel toe (see camel toe)

That chick has such a nice camel toe, I wish I could use her camel floss

camel floss by Eago November 11, 2013