floppy titties

Large breasts most of the time on an obese woman or woman approximately over the age of 50.

A 300 lbs. woman who is 60 years old would most likely have floppy titties.

by Young One Who Likes Big Ones August 27, 2006

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Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.

Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"

by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011

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Floppy Fish

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.

"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"

by Jato Unleashed October 21, 2009

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Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

by michelle June 10, 2004

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floppy waffle

A very saggy, dimpled leg wearing fishnet tights.

Look at the floppy waffles on that street walker! She should wear Spanx or somethin'.

by Cassandrily January 30, 2014

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A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012

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