fable

A very nicely done xbox game. Good graphics, okay sound.
The story is very short, and the world is very complex. Most people have trouble playing this game.
Basically, you're a guy or a girl and you walk around, fight, go on quests, marry, do stuff. Pretty fun.
Weird Fable Facts:
1. In every town or city, you can have a wife/husband. Slut.
2. People think baldness + a LONG beard is hot in this game. WTF?

Guess what? Fable ownz you! Let's go play it and wank off to my 54 hot wives!

by BenIsTyte January 6, 2005

Flabberjaculate

When a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. This surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he ejaculates all over the person surprising him.

Guy 1: Last night sucked.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: My mom walked in on me and I Flabberjaculated on her.

Guy 2: I killed my grandma the same way.

by Znasty October 22, 2009

Flabbermitch

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.

Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"

by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011

Flabbergasted

A adjective meaning exciting or intriguing.

Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

flabbergastestignation

A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.

I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.

by SixelaNiloc March 1, 2019

Flabbered

A term coined by a man from Woking.

Being flabbergasted

Johnny was flabbered when he say Laura's butt

by Mtheshah May 3, 2019

flabbergabber

a flying dildo

dirk: wow what’s that flying in the sky?
erik: it’s a flabbergabber!

by fabberer gabberer February 19, 2020