Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018

Fibster

Fucking Illinois Bastard

Joe, I get it you’re from the suburbs of Chicago. Stop being such a fibster.

by Mickymickyyouresofine September 4, 2018

fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate

Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!

by 115factsbless September 9, 2018

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Firster

The word you use when someone says they had or did something first, but you did it before them.

Courtney: I installed custom cursors first.
Chris:Well I did it firster.
Courtney: That's not even a word.
Chris: Then i'll make it a word.
Courtney: Big bet.

by NoOneExpectsTheRubberGlove August 28, 2019

Firster

Initial; the first. But not before the former changes state.

You’re my student first, and if you teach me I’m Your student firster.

by Dake8611 October 4, 2019

Firster

When you do not realize not everything has er after it so you said Firster

person1: I said it firster!
person2: you mean first?
person1: no

by A Child but not really March 11, 2020