hamster fetus

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly

Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus

by gunterleezer May 09, 2005

dumpster fetus

A fetus thrown in the garbage after a home coathanger abortion. Usually performed by young crackheads and various other female drug addicts.

I was going to name my band dumpster fetus, but figured it would be hard to book shows or sell records with a name like that.

by Suicide assistant March 02, 2007

fetus x

an act performed by strappingly fine young individuals decide to pollute the world by unconsitutionally using bloody tampons and placing them in random locations (more commonly mens rooms) proving that there are trisexual men found even in our federal learning institutions

kid 1: guess what sean dave and kessler did?! they dropped bloody tampons into the urinals and toilets of pennridge high school!!
kid 2: what do u call that nowadays?!

kid 1: FETUS X!!!!

by dave finney May 22, 2008

Fetus fucker

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a newborn infant.

Jason:Hey bro my wife just had a baby!
Eric:yeah I’m a fetus fucker I just took its virginity after 18 seconds I fucked it in the ass when it came out her vagina.

by Crackheadniggerpenis August 17, 2022

fetus juice

Amniotic fluid.

"Man, her water broke, and she got fetus juice all over my shoes."

by Pantana666 August 15, 2015

fetus factory

also see milf
a woman who is frequently doing "the deed" and getting pregnant constantly

"that lady has 20 kids!"
"yeah...shes a fetus factory"

by spyke09 December 24, 2007

Food Fetus

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.

Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!

by alexayb January 30, 2011