Farctate

Stuffed Full!!!!

Randy ate the Taco Soup and is Farctate

by Phillip November 29, 2003

faptard

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

faptain

A person that faps way too much.

Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.

Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.

by nimanimanimanimanimanima November 2, 2010

fartay

fartay is when one expels gas from ones rear end (a fart)

gavin: ewwwww you fartayed
togsy: no, that was goliath!
both: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwies! *shuffles away from goliath*

by d= January 25, 2008

fartastic

a smell that is closely related to that of a nasty fart.
or a person that feels a bit gasy.

riding in the car:
"what is that smell? did you just fart?"

"what? fart? no not me."

" it smells fartastic"

or

"i had mexican food for lunch so i'm a bit fartastic right now."

by Ricola83 January 20, 2009

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

by el reeko January 14, 2010