FAP

Acronyn for Fake American President

Did you hear, FAP is tweeting in his bathrobe again.

by Joe Colderson February 25, 2017

FAP

fucking awesome people

those mother fuckers are a load of FAP

by aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! March 27, 2010

FAP

This is a newly created meaning of the popular male masterbating sound effect. This definition is more of an acronym meaning "Fat Pussy". FA= fat, P= pussy.

Guy1: "Woah! Lela Star has a real fap."
Guy2: "Yeah, she named it Fatcat.
Guy1: "Well it is a fat puss.

by Finncity95 October 4, 2011

Fapped

A photo of someone has been modified using the popular face enhancer/modifier app 'FaceApp'

Their profile photo has clearly been fapped

by Jack Hamma July 22, 2019

FAP

Feehely's Ass Pizza, an up and coming pizza chain owned by a close friend. Famous for it's wide range of delectable toppings such as dingleberries or semen and served with their famous drink, Pink Period Juice.

I went to FAP last night and got a Dingleberry Lover's Supreme with a large PPJ.

by PuckeringHideo May 10, 2005

Fap

n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.

Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 4, 2008

FAP

FAP: Fair Access Policy (FAP) when you exceed the, facebook, WildBlue, HughesNet, quota for the amount of data that may be downloaded during a typical day. On the facebook site they give you a limited number of people that you may add in one day. You will receive a penalty for add more, " Invitations " than they allow. facebook limit is about 30, and it doesn't matter if these invitations are your Family members ! However the games facebook offers allows you to,
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?

Hey, Man I've been FAP again by the Freaking FaceBook Commies !

Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !

I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!

by MagicLanternProductions March 21, 2010