by iDenzilla January 3, 2015
Get the fonting mug.When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
Get the Farting safety net mug.Related Words
fanting
• Davis Fanting
• fanking
• farting
• Fanning
• farting around
• facting
• fasting
• fatting
• Funting
1. Arse, usually that of a female.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
Get the Farting Bracket mug.creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.
the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.
by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012
Get the Facting mug.
An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010
Get the Fainting Goat mug.A slut with a farting fetish. It turns her on when she lays loud and smelly farts just for you. Sometimes when she's empty on farts she eats a big bowl of beans or uses a bike pump up her ass to inflate her belly for a very long farting pleasure.
Check out these hot farting sluts being un-ladylike by cutting the cheese, passing gas, ripping one, breaking wind, and much more!
by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008
Get the farting slut mug.