Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.

On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!

by Anresheth May 2, 2018

Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.

We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.

by Snaved December 8, 2009

Emotional Escape Artist

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.

"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang

"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"

by youlikeboysinstead December 24, 2011

Escape

its spelt like escape only different... ESCapey!

watch finding nemo dammit! 'eScapEy its spelt like escape only different'

by Bisk an Fuzz May 19, 2008

the great escape (server)

The Great Escape (server)

kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"

The Great Escape (server) really isn't!

by stude4art June 9, 2018