A term used by stores that are going out of business in order to inform customers subliminally that the store is closing and the inventory needs to be cleared out.
Random K-Mart store: EVERYTHING MUST GO! ALL PRODUCTS ARE NOW 30 TO 50% OFF! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Customer: Damn... After shopping at this store for 20 years and it being my favorite place to shop, its now closing. What's even more depressing is that they're making their customers think nothing bad is happening at all.
Customer: Damn... After shopping at this store for 20 years and it being my favorite place to shop, its now closing. What's even more depressing is that they're making their customers think nothing bad is happening at all.
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Get the Everything must go! mug."All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
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When something is so great, beautiful, or awesome that it is everything to you. Often used as a hyperbole to express how much you like something.
Have you tried McDonald’s frappes? They’re everything.
Girl! Your hair is everything. It’s so soft and shiny, you should be a hair model.
Girl! Your hair is everything. It’s so soft and shiny, you should be a hair model.
by piperdown August 26, 2018
Get the everything mug.A phrase used by Tonight Show host Johnny Carson and then by Late Show host David Letterman to indicate that a humorous point had just come close to crossing a line and getting the show pounced on by network censors. Later adopted by the character Yakko Warner of Animaniacs voiced by Rob Paulsen.
After the Warner Brothers are caught using a bust of Freud as a Pez dispenser, their therapist says 'Stop touching my bust!' Wherein Yakko pauses and looks at the camera, blows a kiss and says 'Goodnight everybody.'
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Damn.
i dated an evelyn before.
She was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.
But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.
Evelyn's are faithful girls,
You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an evelyn!
i'd give anything to be with her again,
She gave the best hugs, too!
Evelyn's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet.
She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.
She NEVER forgot when our anniversaries were, and we'd go on cute dates to anywhere.
even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while.
Now that we aren't together, i realize what i lost.
If you ever date an evelyn, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever.
Damn.
i dated an evelyn before.
She was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.
But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.
Evelyn's are faithful girls,
You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an evelyn!
i'd give anything to be with her again,
She gave the best hugs, too!
Evelyn's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet.
She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.
She NEVER forgot when our anniversaries were, and we'd go on cute dates to anywhere.
even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while.
Now that we aren't together, i realize what i lost.
If you ever date an evelyn, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever.
Bro #1: "Wow dude you dated her?"
Bro #2: "yeah and i regret breaking up with her too, she was such an Evelyn."
Bro #1: "Your loss, bro!"
Guy #1: "That girl is such an Evelyn! look at the way she walks!"
Guy#2: "DAMN! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
Bro #2: "yeah and i regret breaking up with her too, she was such an Evelyn."
Bro #1: "Your loss, bro!"
Guy #1: "That girl is such an Evelyn! look at the way she walks!"
Guy#2: "DAMN! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
by fuckmylifebro October 26, 2011
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Evelyn's are very loud and confident when surrounded by friends and quiet and timid when on their own. They switch between being extremely dependant on others to being very independent often. Evelyn's strive to make their friends happy and are very yes to no, meaning that they switch between to things randomly. For example, they will go from being super lazy to being determined to do something or have a hard time letting go of someone who they hadn't known for very long and only take a week or so to recover from the loss of someone who they talked to often. Evelyn's are funny and creative. They are so much so fast, becoming extremely warm and caring as soon as you come into their life. They tend to show their affection through gifts and conversation, and they'll always listen to you and give you amazing advice when you need someone. Evelyn's are very straightforward with their feelings and you'll know immediately if an Evelyn hates you, loves you, or wants to be with you. They don't think about what they're saying/doing and either make big decisions on a whim or overthink everything they do. Because they're so unfiltered and most parents are not used to this kind of forwardness, parents (especially mothers)tend to dislike Evelyn's for no good reason. To make a long story short, Evelyn's are loyal, caring people who will hate violently, love endlessly, and switch between thoughts, feelings and actions constantly until the end of time.
Evelyn's are very loud and confident when surrounded by friends and quiet and timid when on their own. They switch between being extremely dependant on others to being very independent often. Evelyn's strive to make their friends happy and are very yes to no, meaning that they switch between to things randomly. For example, they will go from being super lazy to being determined to do something or have a hard time letting go of someone who they hadn't known for very long and only take a week or so to recover from the loss of someone who they talked to often. Evelyn's are funny and creative. They are so much so fast, becoming extremely warm and caring as soon as you come into their life. They tend to show their affection through gifts and conversation, and they'll always listen to you and give you amazing advice when you need someone. Evelyn's are very straightforward with their feelings and you'll know immediately if an Evelyn hates you, loves you, or wants to be with you. They don't think about what they're saying/doing and either make big decisions on a whim or overthink everything they do. Because they're so unfiltered and most parents are not used to this kind of forwardness, parents (especially mothers)tend to dislike Evelyn's for no good reason. To make a long story short, Evelyn's are loyal, caring people who will hate violently, love endlessly, and switch between thoughts, feelings and actions constantly until the end of time.
Don't hurt an Evelyn, her friends are so thankful for her loyalty that they won't let you live to regret it!
by GoblinBoys July 12, 2019
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Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom
Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
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Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
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Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
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