Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011

Email Orgy

Receiving multiple absurd one sentence emails in response to a mass email announcing positive news.

Mass Email: "The company has just been awarded the business (just like the last business that was awareded)
Email Orgy #1 :"Thanks for everyone’s support and efforts."

Email Orgy #2 : "Excellent news!"
Email Orgy #11 : "Great news!"
Email Orgy #15: "That is excellent news. Way to go team."
Email Orgy #23 : "So exciting!!!"
Email Orgy #149 : "Great teamwork"

by Mmirfeeoiveoviejoeijeovveijmrb June 1, 2018

Retorical Email

Asking questions in an email that are retorical.

Hey buddy what is up? How are you? What have you been up to?

by fordickson April 29, 2003

Psychic Email

When you read an email, intend to write back but forget or delay too long, yet assume the person knew that you would answer or had answered.

"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."

"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"

by chataholic April 16, 2010

email overload

The phenomenon whereby office workers are overwhelmed by email; esp. spam, and other junk mail.

He quit his job because email overload burned him out.

by Rachel Champagne June 20, 2006

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

3000 emails

Donald Trump's only defense when losing an argument against Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton: "I will create good jobs, raise money for charities, and help..."
Donald Trump: "3000 emails!"

by Fxxk it October 19, 2016