elarious

absolutley, positively, hilarious. Far far far beyond Hilarious. The kind of funny when you cant stop laughing, cry, and fall over. happens often when with girls named alissar or charlotte. often ends with an exchange of a "your mom" fight.

"hahahahahahaha OMFG HAHAHAHA I'M DYING I'M DYING HAHAHAHAHA ELARIOUS"
"hahaha it wasnt that funny..."
"uhh, yeah it was"
"well...your mom"
"your FACE"
"YOUR MOMS FACE"

by Charlotte rox sox July 25, 2008

elder'ed

To elder someone is to promote them from a member of the clan to an elder. Usually done by another elder or the leader of the clan. It is also a term used as slang meaning to give a dry hand-job to someone.

Tonyz gave me a goblin for my castle to raid with. So i elder'ed him. Twice. For Free.

by The Fat Ninja April 10, 2013

elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade September 15, 2005

Eldred

Bald, old, very cold.

Nathan thinks that Katie is eldred.

by Nathan White October 27, 2007

eldorado

a two door cadillac car coupe

bitches be in the el dorado y0

by bb May 13, 2005

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Elda

That mexican aunt who is constantly bickering about her church sisters. Very religious but worships gossip in secret

Elda told me about how Lucinda cheated on Carl twice and they're still together.

by deepshtman July 16, 2016