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ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011
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Ejaclamation

The huge shout that blasts from a dude's lungs at the exact moment semen thrusts from his giant cock into her pussy, as he cums at the climax of a fuck, in living proof of Newton's Third Law of Motion, that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
My uncontrollable ejaclamation was so loud as I shouted "EJACULATION!" at the top of my lungs as I came that I couldn't help waking up her parents.
by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017
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Phantom Ejaculate

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...
Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009
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Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
by hayooh December 4, 2010
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ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk
ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
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Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
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premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
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