Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.
The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.
Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.
Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.
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A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
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Get the Egg Plant Turd mug.Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
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