e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008

Eturdgency

The immediate need to use the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this lunch is not sitting well. I'm having an Eturdgency!

by Steve925 August 1, 2011

e-tard

Natsha twacked out daily chompin the pacifiers

pacifier chompin daily e-tard chompin

by tasha is a twacker September 30, 2007

e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

Enardo

A useless man who has no power what so over, no control and not good at anything. Seen as a birthday clown, only there to make the kids laugh.

This guy is such an Enardo..... omg look how much like hes an Enardo

by anonymous May 30, 2020

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

etarded

hip retard

ohh mann u just puke all over yourself that was so etarded!

by mikey etardo September 12, 2003