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dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
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Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023
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Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016
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Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
by anonymous December 12, 2023
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Dysfunctional

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)
by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.
The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.
by Madame Monet April 6, 2025
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