cross between donkey off shrek and tigger off winnie the pooh
aka zeke
an absolute numbnut ranga who has autism, short term memory loss, looks like a nut and is prepubescent evident in voice cracks and lack of hair. could say he reminds you of a homosexual. seems like a gay human, he's kinda decent once you can understand he's language. bag him out of love. very sensitive tho. make sure you have bandaids at the ready.
aka zeke
an absolute numbnut ranga who has autism, short term memory loss, looks like a nut and is prepubescent evident in voice cracks and lack of hair. could say he reminds you of a homosexual. seems like a gay human, he's kinda decent once you can understand he's language. bag him out of love. very sensitive tho. make sure you have bandaids at the ready.
by cronnie__________ April 2, 2020
Get the Dongger mug.The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011
Get the Ding dong danger wank mug.Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
by December 4, 2018
Get the Ding Dong Ditching December mug.when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.
by Andrew Volrof August 26, 2009
Get the chow dong mug.(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.
What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.
Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.
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What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.
Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.
imghttp://www.linadreams.com/sextoys/images/N4384-Real_Skin_Double_Dong.jpg/img
Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*
by iocaoo February 28, 2009
Get the double dong mug.by spltbird November 25, 2002
Get the ding dong ditch mug.A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
by That one guy you like June 16, 2018
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