fuck a drawer

Derived from 'fuck yo couch.' Pejorative term in which the user tells the victim to place his penis into a drawer and thrust his pelvis; at times, the drawer will be slammed shut during this activity somewhat like a cock guillotine.

derp: yo man fuck yo couch

herp: nigga fuck a drawer

derp: daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

by bidoofius August 1, 2009

Draper

To "draper" is to blow someone off, no matter how important, for something more self-indulgent.

Even though the Lucky Strike presentation is due today, I think I'll draper the afternoon and go bang my kid's teacher instead.

by punchmyface December 15, 2010

daterapeface

One who possesses the face of a date rapist

That dude has daterapeface!

by Petter-Niklas August 16, 2008

Sam Draper

The Worlds Greatest Skater.

Dude I Tre flipped The 7 Set Today
Wow You'll be Sam Draper In No Time.

by CorpseRagger April 25, 2009

Poop drawer

The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble

Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy

by Nig bird September 26, 2019

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011

drawer lock

Pulling out the bathroom vanity drawer when the bathroom door is closed so that the door just hits the drawer instead of opening should someone try.

"I tried to sneak into the bathroom while Kelly was taking a shower but the door would only open a crack and no more! She drawer locked it!"

by slagulor December 2, 2011